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MissSeptember

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Posted Tuesday, May 18, 2004 at 1:13 PM

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Childless couple told to try sex

A German couple who went to a fertility clinic after eight years of marriage have found out why they are still childless - they weren't having sex.

The University Clinic of Lubek said they had never heard of a case like it after examining the couple who went to see them last month for fertility tests.

Doctors subjected them to a series of examinations and found they were both apparently fertile, and should have had no trouble conceiving.

A clinic spokesman said: "When we asked them how often they had had sex, they looked blank, and said: "What do you mean?".

"We are not talking retarded people here, but a couple who were brought up in a religious environment who were simply unaware, after eight years of marriage, of the physical requirements necessary to procreate."

The 30-year-old wife and her 36-year-old husband are now being given sex therapy lessons while the university clinic undertakes a study to try to find out if there are more couples with a similar lack of sex education.

Crazy Germans.
http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_957945.html

That's so NA.

lalalayousangtome

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Posted Wednesday, May 19, 2004 at 12:33 AM

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um. WOW. i've seen some hard core "religious" ignorance before. but....um. WOW.

remember that its all in your head.

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Posted Wednesday, May 19, 2004 at 1:00 AM

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That has GOT to be a publicity stunt!

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FeaturesTroll

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Posted Wednesday, May 19, 2004 at 4:00 AM

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I can see this happening to someone, but for two people to miss this subject entirely and to end up marrying each other is totally unbelievable. I mean, don't they have HBO in Germany?

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StephanieW

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Posted Wednesday, May 19, 2004 at 8:24 PM

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I mean, don't they have HBO in Germany?

Haha. HBO and it's softcore porn. That stuff rules me, especially when they try to have mysterious plots.

Tom Foolery

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Posted Thursday, May 20, 2004 at 9:33 AM

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softcore porn... rules me

Hmmmm....

grass stains, airplanes, anything and everything

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Posted Thursday, May 20, 2004 at 11:29 AM

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For some reason I expected "not having sex" to mean having butt sex.

We'll miss you Mr. Hooper.

StephanieW

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Posted Thursday, May 20, 2004 at 11:52 AM

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softcore porn... rules me

Hmmmm....

Just what you wanted to hear (or in this case, read).

BrianW

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Posted Thursday, May 20, 2004 at 12:21 PM

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I don't know, I've seen plenty of these soft porn films on HBO and the like where they seem to apparently be making love with their clothes on, often not in the proper alignment for successful copulation.

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Posted Thursday, May 20, 2004 at 4:12 PM

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often not in the proper alignment for successful copulation.

it's true

carligula

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Posted Thursday, May 20, 2004 at 4:34 PM

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often not in the proper alignment for successful copulation.

it's true

Maybe for you guys.

Daigle is all we need to make the night complete

Peace Frog

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Posted Thursday, May 20, 2004 at 4:45 PM

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Seemed pretty realistic to me....

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carligula

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Posted Thursday, May 20, 2004 at 4:47 PM

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Seemed pretty realistic to me....

And obviously it worked for you!

By the way: boy or girl?

Daigle is all we need to make the night complete

Peace Frog

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Posted Thursday, May 20, 2004 at 4:59 PM

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We find out tomorrow... odds are it's a boy though, judging from my genetic history... going on 7 generations now of all males in my direct line. There hasn't even been a girl born in America in my family. The last girl was born in Frankfurt, Germany. Her brother got on the boat...

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Posted Thursday, May 20, 2004 at 4:59 PM

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often not in the proper alignment for successful copulation.

it's true

Maybe for you guys.

You lost me.

Peace Frog

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Posted Thursday, May 20, 2004 at 5:01 PM

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I think he was saying you have a small, uh, une Brian petite...

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BrianW

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Posted Thursday, May 20, 2004 at 5:04 PM

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Oh, now I get it. It was the usual Carligula cleverness. See, he only quoted part of my post and then Rob's and so was born the clever reply, "maybe for you guys!" I'm going to laugh for about an hour, then cry as the realization hits me that I'm editing something for Kenny Rogers tonight.

Peace Frog

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Posted Thursday, May 20, 2004 at 5:06 PM

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Hey BW... just remember, there'll be time enough for crying, when the editing's done. You never count your time sheet while your sitting at the keyboard, either....

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Posted Thursday, May 20, 2004 at 5:19 PM

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I'm going to laugh for about an hour, then cry as the realization hits me that I'm editing something for Kenny Rogers tonight.

Is it a chicken recipe?

Edit: Okay, PF's reply was better.

(Edited by carligula at 5:20 pm on May. 20, 2004)

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Posted Sunday, May 30, 2004 at 3:55 PM

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you've got to be fucking kidding me... did they think the stork was going to bring them a kid?

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