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TOPIC: That Teacher in Florida
Posted  Tuesday, June 29, 2004 at 7:25 PM
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Yeah, that 23 yr old woman who was arrested for having sex with her 14 yr old student? She's pretty hot. I'm not saying what she did was okay. But she's still pretty hot. Waaaayyy too attractive to be doing it with middle schoolers, anyway.
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Posted  Tuesday, June 29, 2004 at 7:41 PM
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That's so NA.
Posted  Tuesday, June 29, 2004 at 7:44 PM
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Posted  Tuesday, June 29, 2004 at 7:49 PM
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Oh, those are way better ones. I could only find the mug shots. Apparantly she and the kid went out for smoothies, went shopping, and had sex in the car on several occasions. I bet she just really really really super misses high school.
That's so NA.
Posted  Tuesday, June 29, 2004 at 9:45 PM
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"Quote from MissSeptember on Jun. 29, 2004 at 6:49 PM"
Oh, those are way better ones. I could only find the mug shots. Apparantly she and the kid went out for smoothies, went shopping, and had sex in the car on several occasions. I bet she just really really really super misses high school.
man, a lot has changed since i was in high school. if you're a fourteen year-old boy, though, that's the jackpot! she is hot...i mean, for a teacher. i never had a teacher i fancied. what she did is wrong, but somehow less wrong because she's kind of hot. if that makes any sense...and because she took advantage of a boy. i have a lot more sympathy for girls...if it was some fatass gym teacher screwing around with fourteen year-old girls, i'd be outraged.
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Posted  Tuesday, June 29, 2004 at 10:30 PM
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"Quote from andrewjsmithson on Jun. 29, 2004 at 8:45 PM"
because she took advantage of a boy.
Took advantage? I'm sure he was fighting her off.


"Quote from andrewjsmithson on Jun. 29, 2004 at 8:45 PM"
i have a lot more sympathy for girls...if it was some fatass gym teacher screwing around with fourteen year-old girls, i'd be outraged.

Ditto.
I can't grow a beard, and I don't like to party.
~Matthew Tiberius Pelham
Posted  Wednesday, June 30, 2004 at 12:30 AM
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why is it always the gym teachers
i will dig a tunnel from my window to yours.
Posted  Wednesday, June 30, 2004 at 12:33 AM
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by the way, that last comment wasnt meant to sound like ive been molested in any way by a gym teacher.

but of all the sketchy teachers... the gym teachers are the worst.
i will dig a tunnel from my window to yours.
Posted  Wednesday, June 30, 2004 at 1:03 AM
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Riiiiiiiight. We know Rachel... the poly shorts, the smell of Old Spice and socks, the new whistle you wear... its all adding up now....
Posted  Wednesday, June 30, 2004 at 1:14 AM
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I kind of wonder how this type of thing makes national news. I'm fairly sure it happens all the time. I'm pretty sure I know of at least one small private school (I won't say which) in nashville where this very thing happened not too long ago and didn't make headlines at all.

And yeah I'd do 'er. She's hot, though I'm not 14 but even if I was . . . well, maybe just a b.j. or two.
THE CHECK IS IN THE MAIL
Posted  Wednesday, June 30, 2004 at 1:57 AM
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The big question is, Rachel....was the gym teacher a man or woman?
That's so NA.
Posted  Wednesday, June 30, 2004 at 10:03 AM
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"Quote from MarshallStacks on Jun. 30, 2004 at 1:14 AM"
I kind of wonder how this type of thing makes national news. I'm fairly sure it happens all the time. I'm pretty sure I know of at least one small private school (I won't say which) in nashville where this very thing happened not too long ago and didn't make headlines at all.
It happened at Oakland high school in Murfreesboro this past spring, but it was a 15 year old girl and a 49 year man who has a wife and a 16 year old daughter. His stepdaughter is a very good friend of mine.

Being a teacher yourself, YDDD, I'm sure you were joking about him "fighting her off". Anytime a situation like that happens, it's really hard to separate your attraction for a person from your attraction to their position of authority. That's why there's a specific charge to such a situation beyond just statutory rape.

Of course, I've always thought age cutoffs were pretty arbitrary and, in a perfect world, these situations should be dealt with on a case by case basis.
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Posted  Wednesday, June 30, 2004 at 10:59 AM
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Wow. If the judge is a guy, and if he was ever 14, this teacher will go free. Is it such a crime to fulfill a young boy's fantasy? unsure.gif
We'll miss you Mr. Hooper.
Posted  Wednesday, June 30, 2004 at 3:25 PM
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How has this thread made it this long without someone quoting "Hot For Teacher?"
I TOTALLY AGREE!


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-SLACK

Posted  Wednesday, June 30, 2004 at 3:32 PM
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"Quote from Keith on Jun. 30, 2004 at 3:25 PM"
How has this thread made it this long without someone quoting "Hot For Teacher?"
It made it about that long.

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Got it bad, got it bad, got it bad.....
That's so NA.
Posted  Wednesday, June 30, 2004 at 3:45 PM
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ugh...her hair coloring job is nasty. paperbag.
I wanna offended no persons!
Posted  Wednesday, June 30, 2004 at 3:49 PM
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"Quote from MissSeptember on Jun. 30, 2004 at 3:32 PM"
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Got it bad, got it bad, got it bad.....
I'd show her an extended metaphor.
I TOTALLY AGREE!


Keith, you are destined to rock. Never forget this.
-SLACK

Posted  Wednesday, June 30, 2004 at 3:53 PM
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This is a clear case of somebody watching Billy Madison one time too many.
We'll miss you Mr. Hooper.
Posted  Wednesday, June 30, 2004 at 4:03 PM
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"Quote from Keith on Jun. 30, 2004 at 3:49 PM"
"Quote from MissSeptember on Jun. 30, 2004 at 3:32 PM"
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Got it bad, got it bad, got it bad.....
I'd show her an extended metaphor.
maybe even a dangling participle...

I also heard she was wearing a red dipthong...

(Edited by Peace Frog at 4:03 pm on Jun. 30, 2004)
Posted  Wednesday, June 30, 2004 at 5:14 PM
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"Quote from carligula on Jun. 30, 2004 at 9:03 AM"
Being a teacher yourself, YDDD, I'm sure you were joking about him "fighting her off". Anytime a situation like that happens, it's really hard to separate your attraction for a person from your attraction to their position of authority.
Is that what they call doing it in an SUV nowadays?
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~Matthew Tiberius Pelham
Posted  Wednesday, June 30, 2004 at 5:32 PM
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im surprised sina hasnt joined this discussion
oh the drudgery of being wet
Posted  Wednesday, June 30, 2004 at 5:48 PM
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My first thought when I read the article was "she looks familiar"- then I realized that she lives in my region of Florida, and looks like most of the sullen & pregnant 6th-grade dropouts I encounter in my practice. So if y'all think that's hot, come on down here. Just don't be surprised if your new girlfriend is missing significant numbers of teeth and has her first three children's names tattooed on her legs.
Two sips from the cup of human kindness and I'm shitfaced
Posted  Wednesday, June 30, 2004 at 7:26 PM
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"Quote from Lauren on Jun. 30, 2004 at 5:48 PM"
My first thought when I read the article was "she looks familiar"- then I realized that she lives in my region of Florida, and looks like most of the sullen & pregnant 6th-grade dropouts I encounter in my practice. So if y'all think that's hot, come on down here. Just don't be surprised if your new girlfriend is missing significant numbers of teeth and has her first three children's names tattooed on her legs.
That sounds like Charlize Theron's character in Monster.

Listen, I'm not saying that she's drop dead gorgeous or anything. I'm just saying that she is an attractive woman, and doesn't look at all like the wierdo women you usually see arrested for having sex with minors.

I must admit that I too fall into the category of thinking that this is "not as bad" as a male teacher having sex with an underage girl. I know that's a very inconsistent way to think. Maybe it's just because I used to be a 14 year old boy, so I know that for someone in his shoes, having sex with your hot 23 year old teacher is like winning the Powerball - something most only dream of. In reality, though, I do realize that this will probably have confusing and/or damaging psychological effects on the boy. But I don't know whether to feel sorry for him or give him a hi five.

(Edited by jamiecarroll at 9:25 am on Jul. 1, 2004)
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Posted  Wednesday, June 30, 2004 at 8:58 PM
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"Quote from jamiecarroll on Jun. 30, 2004 at 7:26 PM"
"Quote from Lauren on Jun. 30, 2004 at 5:48 PM"
My first thought when I read the article was "she looks familiar"- then I realized that she lives in my region of Florida, and looks like most of the sullen & pregnant 6th-grade dropouts I encounter in my practice. So if y'all think that's hot, come on down here. Just don't be surprised if your new girlfriend is missing significant numbers of teeth and has her first three children's names tattooed on her legs.
That sounds like Charlize Theron's character in Monster.
Also a resident of northeast Florida, which is where she did her murders. I just saw "Aileen: Life and Death of a Serial Killer ", and found it profoundly disturbing, maybe more so than Monster. It was such a tangled mess of people exploiting people, people changing their stories, etc. Perhaps this was because it was made by Nick Broomfield of Kurt & Courtney and Biggie & Tupac fame...

I can see the argument that it's a boy's dream to be seduced by the hot teacher. But I think it's inevitably going to confuse and/or damage him, for the reasons Carl mentioned. Fantasies are not always healthy in real life.
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Posted  Wednesday, June 30, 2004 at 9:44 PM
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Yeah, the boy will never do any better. It must be hard to sexually peak at 14.
That's so NA.
Posted  Wednesday, June 30, 2004 at 11:47 PM
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"Quote from Lauren on Jun. 30, 2004 at 8:58 PM"
I can see the argument that it's a boy's dream to be seduced by the hot teacher. But I think it's inevitably going to confuse and/or damage him, for the reasons Carl mentioned. Fantasies are not always healthy in real life.
I agree. I can bet you that it's also the dream of many female students to be seduced by their hot male teachers (if they have them), and often those girls are much more aggressive than the boys would be.

Anyway, it's a sticky situation. I teach 14-17 year olds, and I can attest that they are complete balls of hormones (duh!). They flirt like crazy with their peers, and often their teachers, and while some of them are very attractive (not meaning to sound in any way pervy here), anyone who enters the profession of teaching should just KNOW BETTER than to go there, no matter how tempting it may be.
Posted  Thursday, July 1, 2004 at 1:37 AM
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From what I read, she did know better.....in the police report, she told the boy that it turned her on to have sex with him because she knew it wasn't allowed.
That's so NA.
Posted  Thursday, July 1, 2004 at 8:29 AM
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"Quote from MissSeptember on Jul. 1, 2004 at 1:37 AM"
From what I read, she did know better.....in the police report, she told the boy that it turned her on to have sex with him because she knew it wasn't allowed.
Yuck. Well, I guess "know better" was not the best choice of words. All adults (I hope) know better.

(Edited by Token at 8:29 am on Jul. 1, 2004)
Posted  Thursday, July 1, 2004 at 10:15 AM
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Speaking of hot teachers doing it with young teen dudes, check out Too Die For with Nicole Kidman if you haven't already.
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Posted  Thursday, July 1, 2004 at 10:37 AM
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"Quote from carligula on Jul. 1, 2004 at 10:15 AM"
Speaking of hot teachers doing it with young teen dudes, check out To Die For with Nicole Kidman if you haven't already.
That movie immediately came to mind when I first read about this situation. Just sub in this guy's 15 year old cousin for the girl in that movie.

Edit: Now that I'm thinking about it some more, maybe this teacher was trying to set it up like in that movie. It's been a while since I saw the movie, but didn't Nicole Kidman's character set the whole affair up just so she could eventually convince the boy to murder her husband? Maybe that's what's happening here? I mean, when it comes down to it, there are really only two reasons an attractive married woman would have an affair with a 14 year old - either she wants her husband whacked or she's just crazy in the head.

(Edited by jamiecarroll at 10:49 am on Jul. 1, 2004)
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Posted  Thursday, July 1, 2004 at 11:24 AM
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"Quote from jamiecarroll on Jul. 1, 2004 at 10:37 AM"
I mean, when it comes down to it, there are really only two reasons an attractive married woman would have an affair with a 14 year old - either she wants her husband whacked or she's just crazy in the head.
... or she wants a guy who can get it up 10 times an hour.
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Posted  Thursday, July 1, 2004 at 1:24 PM
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I just had a thought....maybe she's innocent. This seems like something a kid would make up, due to her alleged hottness. I think the only way it could really be proved would be DNA & if he was correct as to her hidden tattoos and pubic hair shaving pattern.

If you haven't read the police report already, do it. It's hilarious. It talks about how they start having sex while about to go under a bridge, and then after the pass the bridge, they're done.
That's so NA.
Posted  Thursday, July 1, 2004 at 2:33 PM
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I don't excuse any excuse. I teach 7th grade and yes, these boys and girls (the girls more so) are very sexually active, can we say blow jobs in the bathroom? But when I look at my students, I see children, not sex objects. This chick needs to be locked up.
"Look at that lip. Gonna bite it."
Posted  Thursday, July 1, 2004 at 9:15 PM
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she's mildly attractive. on a more relevant note, this youngster has been awarded the richard dawson "how did I get myself into this situation?" award. congratulations.

here's my question: ladies - if you were a girl in this school, would you be more/less/equally inclined to have relations with a boy who had a publicized affair with this teacher? try to return to the frame of mind that you had as an early teen. I'm thinking that he would be blackballed in a way (not that way). am I wrong? explain.
Posted  Thursday, July 1, 2004 at 9:21 PM
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"Quote from richarddawson on Jul. 1, 2004 at 9:15 PM"
she's mildly attractive. on a more relevant note, this youngster has been awarded the richard dawson "how did I get myself into this situation?" award. congratulations.

here's my question: ladies - if you were a girl in this school, would you be more/less/equally inclined to have relations with a boy who had a publicized affair with this teacher? try to return to the frame of mind that you had as an early teen. I'm thinking that he would be blackballed in a way (not that way). am I wrong? explain.
Welcome back!

I would tend to have the same hypothesis about our young stud's chances with the teenage ladies. They'll probably all be intimidated by him.
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Posted  Thursday, July 1, 2004 at 11:59 PM
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For eighth graders, I would imagine that it would not bring the girls. It might be a hi five thing for the boys, but I can't imagine the girls liking him because of that.

As much as people talk about kids having sex younger and girls developing earlier and all that, most people would be surprised to see how innocent things can still be for the majority in the 8th grade. (Yes, that varies in different areas)
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Posted  Friday, July 2, 2004 at 12:29 AM
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as an early teen,
i think it would by no means "bring the girls"
but from a sexually active teen's perspective, i could see how that would be intriguing
and from a non sexually active teen's perspective, i think it would be intimidating
depends on the chicks.
i will dig a tunnel from my window to yours.
Posted  Wednesday, July 14, 2004 at 12:50 AM
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A new development: here.
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Posted  Wednesday, July 14, 2004 at 9:30 AM
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This girl has ruined things for females everywhere. Every perverted teenage notion has now been fulfilled. Hot teacher? Check. Lesbian? Check.
We'll miss you Mr. Hooper.
Posted  Wednesday, July 14, 2004 at 9:33 AM
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somebody needs to throw a tent over that whole thing, because it's a big circus. that is totally unbelievable, really.
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Posted  Wednesday, July 14, 2004 at 9:51 AM
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I hope she gets pregnant . . . with triplets.
thank you for being a friend.
Posted  Wednesday, July 14, 2004 at 10:34 AM
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Nick Carter? Are they sure it wasn't Aaron Carter?
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Posted  Wednesday, July 14, 2004 at 10:48 AM
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"Quote from carligula on Jul. 14, 2004 at 10:34 AM"
Nick Carter? Are they sure it wasn't Aaron Carter?
Well played, Carl. Well played.
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Posted  Wednesday, July 14, 2004 at 10:52 AM
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"Quote from carligula on Jul. 14, 2004 at 9:34 AM"
Nick Carter? Are they sure it wasn't Aaron Carter?
...and/or Hillary Duff huh.gif
We'll miss you Mr. Hooper.
Posted  Friday, July 16, 2004 at 4:33 PM
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"Quote from carligula on Jun. 30, 2004 at 10:03 AM"
It happened at Oakland high school in Murfreesboro this past spring, but it was a 15 year old girl and a 49 year man who has a wife and a 16 year old daughter.  
that's totally different carl

the oakland teacher was engaged to his 15 year old student. it's not rape!
she's just another ho that i met in the hood
i told her i was crunchy black and it was all good