"Who is Bush Willing to Kiss?" - The Features Message Board Archive

Chiren

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Posted Friday, November 19, 2004 at 11:22 AM

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I thought this was interesting:

President puckers up for Rice, Spellings; Gonzales gets a handshake

Is it just me, or does it seem unprofessional for the President to be smooching members of his cabinet?
And I know there's a Janet Reno joke in here somewhere, but I'm having trouble finding it....

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Posted Friday, November 19, 2004 at 11:38 AM

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The president did not kiss Alberto Gonzales, his nominee for attorney general. He was congratulated with a strong handshake and the sort of torso tackle that men give each other in lieu of an actual hug.

Good thing. If he kissed a man, he'd be one of them homos we all hate so much.

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Posted Thursday, April 21, 2005 at 11:41 AM

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The president did not kiss Alberto Gonzales, his nominee for attorney general. He was congratulated with a strong handshake and the sort of torso tackle that men give each other in lieu of an actual hug.

Good thing. If he kissed a man, he'd be one of them homos we all hate so much.

or he'd just be one of them Europeans....which we also hate.

beep.

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Posted Thursday, April 21, 2005 at 9:01 PM

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MY ASS!!!

read all about his latest bullshit

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Posted Friday, April 22, 2005 at 1:33 PM

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"The House bill would shield MTBE manufacturers, including large oil companies, from lawsuits claiming the companies knew all along it would cause water contamination so it is a defective product.".... awesome.

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Posted Friday, April 22, 2005 at 2:00 PM

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"The House bill would shield MTBE manufacturers, including large oil companies, from lawsuits claiming the companies knew all along it would cause water contamination so it is a defective product.".... awesome.

That's one of the most poorly written sentences I've ever read. Do they pay people to write for that website?

This is why people get turned off by "liberal media".

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Posted Tuesday, April 26, 2005 at 9:04 AM

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it's really not too bad until that last "so it is a defective product" part.

the more i read it, the more it bugs me, though...