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TOPIC: I Hate Carligula
Posted  Thursday, May 13, 2004 at 11:52 AM
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This one's for you Stopforme. Let's keep the hate for me all in one place so I can reference it easily and so others can skip it if they like.

By the way, if anyone else hates me, feel free to share here, too.

Once again, I apologize for airing dirty laundry on the board.
Daigle is all we need to make the night complete
Posted  Thursday, May 13, 2004 at 11:55 AM
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Where do we post if we love you?
Posted  Thursday, May 13, 2004 at 12:30 PM
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I like Carligula.
Posted  Thursday, May 13, 2004 at 12:30 PM
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I hate Carl. He's always being rude to new people for no other reason than to make himself look cool. His avatars are always confusing and resemble fish more than what they actually are. He can never grasp that people are allowed to have opinions that differ from his and thinks it's fun to carry real life grudges into public forums. He's a total bitch and should go back to the Urban Outfitters mudhole that spawned him.

Wait a second, Carl's a nice guy. I like him. Man, I must have confused him with someone else...whoever could it be... ph34r.gif

(Edited by DigsySlattery at 11:32 am on May. 13, 2004)
~Digsy S. Slattery

My New York City Exploits
Posted  Thursday, May 13, 2004 at 12:42 PM
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carl was a bitch to me but not anymore. and for that, i commend him.
I wanna offended no persons!
Posted  Thursday, May 13, 2004 at 12:52 PM
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digsy, that was surprisingly rude of you . . . I LIKED IT!

Anyway, I think Carl's a nice guy as well.
Posted  Thursday, May 13, 2004 at 1:24 PM
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my avatars are always shoes or wart dicks, just for future ref.
oh the drudgery of being wet
Posted  Thursday, May 13, 2004 at 1:34 PM
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I hate Carl for starting threads to fish for compliments.
I TOTALLY AGREE!


Keith, you are destined to rock. Never forget this.
-SLACK

Posted  Thursday, May 13, 2004 at 1:44 PM
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"Quote from stopforme on May. 13, 2004 at 1:24 PM"
my avatars are always shoes or wart dicks, just for future ref.
I always think your current one is an egg with cool jungle commando accessories. I'll continue pretending.
Posted  Thursday, May 13, 2004 at 1:55 PM
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"Quote from richarddawson on May. 13, 2004 at 12:44 PM"
"Quote from stopforme on May. 13, 2004 at 1:24 PM"
my avatars are always shoes or wart dicks, just for future ref.
I always think your current one is an egg with cool jungle commando accessories. I'll continue pretending.
yeah actually i was thinking the exact same thing this entire time. thats a shoe?!?

(Edited by SuperElk at 12:57 pm on May. 13, 2004)
I wanna offended no persons!
Posted  Thursday, May 13, 2004 at 2:02 PM
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i think i missed this whole fight. wha'happened? at least point me to a thread....
Posted  Thursday, May 13, 2004 at 2:19 PM
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I totally hate Carl. That's why I left the family at age 7. Sina was sweet & lovable, but Carl was a tyrant. I really miss Sina...
Two sips from the cup of human kindness and I'm shitfaced
Posted  Thursday, May 13, 2004 at 2:51 PM
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"Quote from richarddawson on May. 13, 2004 at 1:44 PM"
I always think your current one is an egg with cool jungle commando accessories.

I was right there with you, bro. However, it makes more sense when you see it full-sized...


user posted image


I said "see it full-sized." Someone knock that one out of the park.
grass stains, airplanes, anything and everything
Posted  Thursday, May 13, 2004 at 2:58 PM
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"Quote from Tom Foolery on May. 13, 2004 at 2:51 PM"
"Quote from richarddawson on May. 13, 2004 at 1:44 PM"
I always think your current one is an egg with cool jungle commando accessories.
I was right there with you, bro. However, it makes more sense when you see it full-sized...
it always does Tom, it always does

so, for you wrestling buffs, does this mean that stopforme is a 'heel'?

(Edited by richarddawson at 3:00 pm on May. 13, 2004)
Posted  Thursday, May 13, 2004 at 2:59 PM
Post 15 of 42
I also thought it was an egg...but that's actually a really great shoe.

I hate Carl because he's too young for me.
That's so NA.
Posted  Thursday, May 13, 2004 at 3:01 PM
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"Quote from smee on May. 13, 2004 at 2:02 PM"
i think i missed this whole fight. wha'happened? at least point me to a thread....
try any/all threads as far as two weeks back.
i will dig a tunnel from my window to yours.
Posted  Thursday, May 13, 2004 at 3:28 PM
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"Quote from Tom Foolery on May. 13, 2004 at 1:51 PM"
"Quote from richarddawson on May. 13, 2004 at 1:44 PM"
I always think your current one is an egg with cool jungle commando accessories.

I was right there with you, bro. However, it makes more sense when you see it full-sized...


user posted image


I said "see it full-sized." Someone knock that one out of the park.
oooohh, that's a nice looking shoe
Posted  Thursday, May 13, 2004 at 3:44 PM
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"Quote from rachel on May. 13, 2004 at 2:01 PM"
"Quote from smee on May. 13, 2004 at 2:02 PM"
i think i missed this whole fight.  wha'happened?  at least point me to a thread....
try any/all threads as far as two weeks back.
Yeah, it seems to be stopforme's goal to turn all of Carl's posts into something too personal to be discussed on a public forum.
~Digsy S. Slattery

My New York City Exploits
Posted  Thursday, May 13, 2004 at 4:11 PM
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Carl smells like embalming fluid...
Posted  Thursday, May 13, 2004 at 5:19 PM
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This thread is lame. Super lame even.
eat it.
Posted  Thursday, May 13, 2004 at 5:21 PM
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"Quote from lupe mccracken on May. 13, 2004 at 5:19 PM"
This thread is lame. Super lame even.
wicked lame?
i will dig a tunnel from my window to yours.
Posted  Thursday, May 13, 2004 at 5:26 PM
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"Quote from rachel on May. 13, 2004 at 4:21 PM"
"Quote from lupe mccracken on May. 13, 2004 at 5:19 PM"
This thread is lame. Super lame even.
wicked lame?
That too.
eat it.
Posted  Thursday, May 13, 2004 at 5:49 PM
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"Quote from lupe mccracken on May. 13, 2004 at 5:26 PM"
"Quote from rachel on May. 13, 2004 at 4:21 PM"
"Quote from lupe mccracken on May. 13, 2004 at 5:19 PM"
This thread is lame. Super lame even.
wicked lame?
That too.
I TOTALLY AGREE!
Daigle is all we need to make the night complete
Posted  Thursday, May 13, 2004 at 5:56 PM
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I think the thread is a good idea. Well, at least in theory.
Blue site updated on 02/02/06.
Posted  Thursday, May 13, 2004 at 6:02 PM
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"Quote from FeaturesTroll on May. 13, 2004 at 5:56 PM"
I think the thread is a good idea. Well, at least in theory.
Communism is a good idea. In theory.
That's so NA.
Posted  Thursday, May 13, 2004 at 6:31 PM
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This thread is homosexual.
Posted  Thursday, May 13, 2004 at 9:41 PM
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"Quote from DigsySlattery on May. 13, 2004 at 3:44 PM"
"Quote from rachel on May. 13, 2004 at 2:01 PM"
"Quote from smee on May. 13, 2004 at 2:02 PM"
i think i missed this whole fight.  wha'happened?  at least point me to a thread....
try any/all threads as far as two weeks back.
Yeah, it seems to be stopforme's goal to turn all of Carl's posts into something too personal to be discussed on a public forum.
god, get a life. and think of better things to insult me for than my fucking avatar.

and to respond to what you said: no, i only bitch out carligula when he directs any post towards me. he has no business with me. and you have no business assuming that the only people that i know are on the message board, and since i am not popular here [with four people] that means i am a lonely bitch with no one to turn to. i know thats your life, but not anyone elses. how about you approach me in person sometime and make another assumption? or lets do baby steps: how about you actually make eye contact with me someday, you pussy.

i hate you, you hate me, but i dont know you, and i dont think i have ever made such a statement about your personal life, only about your opinions or what you say here. so stay the fuck out of my shit and go to hell.
oh the drudgery of being wet
Posted  Thursday, May 13, 2004 at 11:52 PM
Post 28 of 42
"Quote from stopforme on May. 13, 2004 at 8:41 PM"
so stay the fuck out of my shit and go to hell.
I will as soon as you stop blabbing about it on a public forum. Why don't you look me in the eye, sometime, instead of making fun of how I dance behind my back (that shows me that we are on the same maturity level). I could think of better things to insult you for, but it really doesn't get any better than Vegetableman's astute "faux asian mongoloid" comment. Why even try to top that? I know I couldn't, I'm not that smart.

(Edited by DigsySlattery at 10:57 pm on May. 13, 2004)
~Digsy S. Slattery

My New York City Exploits
Posted  Thursday, May 13, 2004 at 11:58 PM
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"Quote from DigsySlattery on May. 13, 2004 at 10:52 PM"
"Quote from stopforme on May. 13, 2004 at 8:41 PM"
so stay the fuck out of my shit and go to hell.
I will as soon as you stop blabbing about it on a public forum.
Awww, geez, I hope she doesn't babble like that when she gets down here. Hahahaha
Killed by his merciless creator on Sept. 21 2005.
Posted  Thursday, May 13, 2004 at 11:58 PM
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well, at least we can't say this place is boring anymore. . .
Posted  Friday, May 14, 2004 at 6:43 AM
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"Quote from joeywade on May. 13, 2004 at 10:58 PM"
well, at least we can't say this place is boring anymore. . .
Oh yes we can.
I can't grow a beard, and I don't like to party.
~Matthew Tiberius Pelham
Posted  Friday, May 14, 2004 at 11:10 AM
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How did I miss this thread? When did Satan show up? Is he still hanging around?
We'll miss you Mr. Hooper.
Posted  Friday, May 14, 2004 at 11:29 AM
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"Quote from damon on May. 14, 2004 at 11:10 AM"
How did I miss this thread? When did Satan show up? Is he still hanging around?
Satan first joined us in this thread, shortly after Merle Haggard, John Rocker and Harlan Sanders.
Relevant: Prince, PT Anderson, Punk, Post-Punk, Purple, Party of Five, Peter Swanson, Peter Gabriel-led Genesis, "Peter Panic", Paul's Boutique, Potential Energy, Every Features MB member but me.
Posted  Friday, May 14, 2004 at 11:37 AM
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"Quote from DigsySlattery on May. 13, 2004 at 11:52 PM"
"Quote from stopforme on May. 13, 2004 at 8:41 PM"
so stay the fuck out of my shit and go to hell.
I will as soon as you stop blabbing about it on a public forum. Why don't you look me in the eye, sometime, instead of making fun of how I dance behind my back (that shows me that we are on the same maturity level). I could think of better things to insult you for, but it really doesn't get any better than Vegetableman's astute "faux asian mongoloid" comment. Why even try to top that? I know I couldn't, I'm not that smart.
weeeeak

and i dont make fun of how you dance. you do fucking air keyboard, for gods sake!
oh the drudgery of being wet
Posted  Friday, May 14, 2004 at 11:56 AM
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"Quote from jamiecarroll on May. 14, 2004 at 10:29 AM"
"Quote from damon on May. 14, 2004 at 11:10 AM"
How did I miss this thread? When did Satan show up? Is he still hanging around?
Satan first joined us in this thread, shortly after Merle Haggard, John Rocker and Harlan Sanders.
Shocking! I've been a fan of Mr. Sander's chicken for some time now, and John Rocker used to be cool.

(Edited by damon at 10:59 am on May. 14, 2004)
We'll miss you Mr. Hooper.
Posted  Friday, May 14, 2004 at 2:35 PM
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"Quote from stopforme on May. 14, 2004 at 10:37 AM"
and i dont make fun of how you dance. you do fucking air keyboard, for gods sake!
Don't hate me cuz you ain't me.
~Digsy S. Slattery

My New York City Exploits
Posted  Friday, May 14, 2004 at 3:01 PM
Post 37 of 42
"Quote from jamiecarroll on May. 14, 2004 at 10:29 AM"
"Quote from damon on May. 14, 2004 at 11:10 AM"
How did I miss this thread? When did Satan show up? Is he still hanging around?
Satan first joined us in this thread, shortly after Merle Haggard, John Rocker and Harlan Sanders.
Yup, right about the time this board started sucking.
I can't grow a beard, and I don't like to party.
~Matthew Tiberius Pelham
Posted  Friday, May 14, 2004 at 3:27 PM
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"Quote from YaDaDaDa on May. 14, 2004 at 2:01 PM"
"Quote from jamiecarroll on May. 14, 2004 at 10:29 AM"
"Quote from damon on May. 14, 2004 at 11:10 AM"
How did I miss this thread? When did Satan show up? Is he still hanging around?
Satan first joined us in this thread, shortly after Merle Haggard, John Rocker and Harlan Sanders.
Yup, right about the time this board started sucking.
Personally, I think the Devil has added a certain "demonic" quiality this board has been missing for quite some time now.
Posted  Friday, May 14, 2004 at 5:33 PM
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"Quote from joeywade on May. 14, 2004 at 3:27 PM"
"Quote from YaDaDaDa on May. 14, 2004 at 2:01 PM"
"Quote from jamiecarroll on May. 14, 2004 at 10:29 AM"
"Quote from damon on May. 14, 2004 at 11:10 AM"
How did I miss this thread? When did Satan show up? Is he still hanging around?
Satan first joined us in this thread, shortly after Merle Haggard, John Rocker and Harlan Sanders.
Yup, right about the time this board started sucking.
Personally, I think the Devil has added a certain "demonic" quiality this board has been missing for quite some time now.
actually, i think there are certain posters that have always adequately filled that demonic void. who needs satan?

(Edited by rachel at 5:35 pm on May. 14, 2004)
i will dig a tunnel from my window to yours.
Posted  Saturday, May 15, 2004 at 7:34 AM
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"Quote from stopforme on May. 13, 2004 at 9:41 PM"
and you have no business assuming that the only people that i know are on the message board, and since i am not popular here [with four people] that means i am a lonely bitch with no one to turn to. i know thats your life, but not anyone elses. how about you approach me in person sometime and make another assumption? or lets do baby steps: how about you actually make eye contact with me someday, you pussy.

i hate you, you hate me, but i dont know you, and i dont think i have ever made such a statement about your personal life, only about your opinions or what you say here. so stay the fuck out of my shit and go to hell.
i think digsy's real issues lie in the cheating that was going on in his friend club.
she's just another ho that i met in the hood
i told her i was crunchy black and it was all good
Posted  Saturday, May 15, 2004 at 12:42 PM
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"Quote from sinasugarsick on May. 15, 2004 at 7:34 AM"
i think digsy's real issues lie in the cheating that was going on in his friend club.
That ain't right, man.
Daigle is all we need to make the night complete
Posted  Monday, May 17, 2004 at 1:42 AM
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"Quote from YaDaDaDa on May. 14, 2004 at 2:01 PM"
"Quote from jamiecarroll on May. 14, 2004 at 10:29 AM"
"Quote from damon on May. 14, 2004 at 11:10 AM"
How did I miss this thread? When did Satan show up? Is he still hanging around?
Satan first joined us in this thread, shortly after Merle Haggard, John Rocker and Harlan Sanders.
Yup, right about the time this board started sucking.
::weeps bitterly::
Killed by his merciless creator on Sept. 21 2005.