ive been a pretty good sport. and i know you guys are all best friends'n'shit and sometimes its hard for new people to seep in. but since when is it totally acceptable and cool to be assholes?

i know its just the internet and all...but jesus. im really trying to be nice a joke around with the lot of you but the way you treat ...
ah just fuck it.
i now remember why i hate the internet.

i love the features. isnt that enough?

later.

edit: feel free to call me a pussy and laugh at my hair. /edit.

(Edited by Superflks at 4:36 pm on Nov. 13, 2003)

I'm confused... I thought Sina was in love with you, and Rachel knows who you are. It's hard to get more "in" than that.

the sina thing is a joke and i dont have a clue who rachel is. trust me, im the furthest thing from "in" on this board...even Miguel beats me.

Buy me CD's.

Buy me CD's.

If you want to be in with StopForMe, don't bother. She's mean to everyone unless, apparently, you meet her in person. Sina's mean too, but it's funny.

I like you okay and I admire anyone who puts their Christmas list in their profile.

(Edited by DigsySlattery at 4:44 pm on Nov. 13, 2003)

Around November of 2001.

Since when is it necessary to be liked by everyone? RichardDawson and I get in a fist fight every time we see each other.

i disagree.

im not trying to the coolest kid on the board here...and i dont want everyone to like me...
i guess i was just blindsided by a few really asshole comments. and i know its just the fucking internet but shit like that can turn your day around. and i dont think its cool for people to do that eachother.

thats all.

wasn't it 2002?


(this is my failed attempt at making someone laugh)

whatever the case is, i dont deserve to be treated wrongly. not anymore. and if someone trys to, im not going to be silent and take it.

so fuck you to all that thought it would be fun to start shit up. thats all.

i really do love the features though.

You should scribble "UNION" on a piece of cardboard, and stand up! And then dance like a muppet.

i bet that might get me in the club. or closer at least anyway.

hey!
look at that you're 'officially a fan'

is this what you call a "reign of terror?"

ok enough of this.

This topic is now about Wynonna Judd getting arrested.


So, Wynonna Judd got arrested.

Great picture.

(Edited by MissSeptember at 5:10 pm on Nov. 13, 2003)

Dude,
You wanna be my friend? I'm looking for friends on this messageboard. You can be my bestest pal! And if I ever go to another show, we can stand beside each other and look and point out all the rest of the messageboard members, It'll be great!

god.
it's like the mass that is her flesh overwhelms any facial features she might have.


::shivers::

she kind of looks like jack nicholson's wily sister. what a hussy.

I respect her statements. Seriously. Sounds like she owned up to her mistake very maturely.

Of course, she still looks repulsive.

Haha! Too funny.

Boo...

Mna, that's just begging to be someone's avatar!

I saw one of her daughters at the Green Hills Grill in Cool Springs a few weeks ago.

Wynona's face looks like a pale pumpkin. Her expression looks like she's posing for a publicity shot.

Ok, I must say that I didn't really know anybody when I first joined. Sina called me gay (a lot), I had it out with Keith, who is one of the nicest people ever and so on. Keith and I still hate each other immensely, but I've met a lot of really nice people on here. Shit, even Ceeze and I are congenial to each other and I consider him my friend. In the past, that probably wasn't the case. It's easy to make friends around here, just don't fall for the traps, which I am afraid you have. In regards to someone elses comments about stopforme, she is incredibly nice. She's just rude if she thinks you're a douchebag. I can't blame her for being honest. Anyway, she's very nice.

Superflks, you just have to learn to ride the highs and lows of the messageboard, and right now my friend, surfs up. Get a board.

I thought about it, but hey, Bob as an Elf rules all...

I dunno what to tell you man... I wouldn't say you're any more or less hated than anyone else, generally speaking. I haven't seen any more hate towards you than you've thrown towards others (your hatred of all fans of death cab for example). And I imagine you'll be quick to say that "that hate was just a joke, didn't we all get it?" And I think the same would be a response in kind toward you... I can't imagine anyone's distaste for you is any more serious than your stated distaste for them.

You want people to treat you warmly? Stop throwing shit and being an arbitrary asshole. Don't mind a few slings and arrows that don't really pierce the skin? Keep up what you've been doing. Still not enough?

Stop announcing a milestone every 14 posts you make, and you'll seem alot less like elliot. And for that, you'll be admired.

Will

agreed!

If you keep it up, I'll buy you all the drinks you want at the next show. Then we'll spill beer on people just to piss them off.

Hello, Sina already does that. Get something new...

(Edited by DigsySlattery at 7:39 pm on Nov. 13, 2003)

I'll leave out sina's pinch though, pinching is for........ well u fill in the blank.

does anyone see a resemblance to the sta-puft marshmallow man?

Damn, that's very astute of you.

(Edited by richarddawson at 8:18 pm on Nov. 13, 2003)

it is a sickness

was the kitty let loose on the keyboard?

It's some form of code. If my skills aren't too rusty, I think it says...

The cow with the towel and the scowl below it's brow will strike with the midnight owl. OH, I get it

Is that the Matrix?

If so, then I hate it and wish I had never read it...

fuck you matt

How can you use that filthy language when you have such a sweet kitty as your avatar?! Shocking!

OOHHH. you, rachel. i thought they were talking about the other person that has the message board name rachel here.

shiiit, i wouldnt deny knowing you. in fact i miss talking to you quite a bit.

some interesting points here.
i never really implied that any of the death cab for cutie people were assholes or that i hated them. i merely said they were music elietest im pretty sure. while on the other hand people straight up made fun of the way i look and took personal shots at me.
i think there is a large difference there.

but i respect your opinion just like everyone elses and if you think im coming off as an asshole, ill definately try my best to switch that up. and the whole 114 post thing was meant to be sarcastic since so many people dogged me for making a 100th post er...post.

anyway, im really just trying to look past all of this. but thanks anyway.

We were talking about the other Rachel. I don't know this person who randomly appears and spews vulgarities. However, she can't be all bad if she has a cute kitty avatar.

she's not bad at all.
she's quite enjoyable, and i'm usually allergic to kittys.

Yeah, but is she hott, single, and legal?

hottt and legal are definites.

We are talking about Features fans right?

excluding you, it seems

I like it when you talk dirty............baby.

Two out of three gives me enough to work with.

3 t's!?! Mmmmm...

Unfortunately, that rarely comes with an affirmative on the "single" status.

oh, don't tempt me...

and, the trouble begins
again!

Hmm. I guess I wasn't reading threads where your appearence was mocked. Ain't no cool there. You've a right to get a tad miffed.

And don't think that I actually take you to be a genuine asshole, because I don't. But I take you to be a sarcastic asshole, which is how I see you being treated. Like Sina in many respects... she's mean, and is treated in kind. But she seems to like it that way. I think I was clear on that point, but I wanted to be sure.

Wiyum feuds with no one.

Will

we have a saying in the film production world about the production triangle. There's cheap, fast and good. Pick two, the other doesn't apply. I think Carl has stumbled on the female equivalent. Hot Single and legal. Pick two. If she's hot and single, she's not legal. Hot and legal? Not single... single and legal? not hot... I think we are onto something here.

Pure genius, I agree

Maybe we can throw "sane" in there and have the chick square.... you can pick three.... single hot and legal? not sane....

Hmm... maybe my research in this field is actually publishable. You heard it here first folks.

The only caveat is this: I know some very hott, single, legal ladies out there. They're just not into me for some reason.

Or maybe they're lesbians.

Ah, that might explain my aforementioned caveat...

That must be it.

And PFrog, I think it should be made into a square. Unfortunately, I've had way too many run-ins with less than sane girlies, but hey, at least they fit the other three criteria!

According to Freud, Girlies are like kitties, and boys are like little doggies. And we all know there's no such thing as a sane cat, just schizophrenic, psychotic, kitties. I've never met a sane girl. Except my sister, but she's my sister and that doesnt count.

As a lady, I can tell you what the problem is.

Guys aren't as outgoing as they need to be. Any dude who actually approaches a woman he finds interesting gets my respect.

Only after the approach can one make the judgement as to whether or not the chick in question is hot, legal, single, sane, or lesbian.

I do know this after years of research. I have yet to meet a woman that is over 6' and sane. I believe the female heart cannot pump the required amount of blood into the "sane" portion of the brain at those altitudes. Proven fact... I have the psychological scars to prove it...

No, the triangle is better. Just get rid of "legal." If a chick is sane and hot but not legal, she will quickly be snatched up by a fellow minor or someone willing to risk jail time. Therefore, "legal" isn't as relative as "sane."

wouldnt that mean that you should get rid of single?

one is just as likely to get "snatched up" being sane, hot, but not legal then someone who is sane, hot, and legal. right?

NO! Single is the most crucial one! You're making my head hurt.

Perfect girl:

hot
single
sane
swallows


I'm full of unnecessary today. I'm sorry in advance to all I offend.

(Edited by MissSeptember at 2:57 pm on Nov. 14, 2003)

There's another theory that every hot, sane, taken girl is constantly looking for someone better.

i'm in agreement.
let's keep it simple, and dont forget girls can do the "snatching up" just as well.
i think i might even prefer it.

i think so too! tomfoolery confused me with his legal talk. wasnt he was saying legal girls are already taken so legal doesnt matter?

i think he was saying it doesnt matter because a. some other underage kid will snatch her up or b. some fool who wants to risk being thrown in jail will snatch her up.


and yes it happens.
sad sad sad bastards

(Edited by enemyroses at 3:09 pm on Nov. 14, 2003)

Look, here's the damn triangle: HOT - SINGLE - SANE. Any particular girl can be only two of those three things.

(Edited by jamiecarroll at 4:10 pm on Nov. 14, 2003)

Same goes for guys, but with one change:

HOT - SINGLE - NICE

okay.

well im single. so i guess im either crazy or ugly.

stupid triangle.

Fair enough.

Too true. Too true.

it's too easy to get around nice.
especially if you are a boy.

Because chicks pick "hot" over "nice" every time. So why waste time being nice?

sweet! Nice guys always finish last.

(Edited by GrungeSlobTearPants at 3:33 pm on Nov. 14, 2003)

that's not true.
attraction is relative.
and nice-ness beats out asshole-ness any day.
it just seems assholes are really good at playing nice.

(Edited by enemyroses at 3:34 pm on Nov. 14, 2003)

Chicks like assholes. We can't help it. And a lot of the men I find attractive might not be considered "hot", but are somehow attractive nonetheless.

Do ugly couples really love each other, or do they know it's the best they can do? I call 'em quitters.

Not for the long term... Hot, single jerks are easy to find. They might be exciting in the short term, but do you really want to bring them home to meet your family? Uh-uh.

Here's my take on people matching up... women settle (as in, ok he's not as hot as him, but he's stable and nice) and men think they are always playing in Yankee stadium when the feel like they should be in triple A ball (as in holy shit, I can't believe she's even with me) When those two factors even out then you have a perfect match. Otherwise The chick will look for bare minimum and the guy will think he can do better.

(Edited by Peace Frog at 3:44 pm on Nov. 14, 2003)

Beatifully put, frog

I like Yankee Stadium, though

(Edited by richarddawson at 3:50 pm on Nov. 14, 2003)

I like Yankee Stadium as well, but you know you've been with women before that even you thought were out of your league.... hence the thought of "I hope they don't figure me out and send me back down to AAA"

(Edited by Peace Frog at 3:58 pm on Nov. 14, 2003)

I never was very good at baseball. Hell, I barely made it out of Teeball.

If that's all that they have going for them, then yes, nice guys do finish last. But, if they are cool, attractive, etc, AND nice, they'll never finish last.

the more you know....
:sponsored by NBC:

Regardless, I think eventually everyone settles. This notion of the ideal utopia of love is silly. People become obsessed with security and dont wanna play the field at yankee's stadium anymore, because 9 out of ten times they will strike out and end up riding the pine alone for long periods of time. So instead they take the one thier with, with all the flaws, and farting, and bad breath and deal with it. And then they get divorced after 8 years due to irreconcilable differences.

(Edited by GrungeSlobTearPants at 4:15 pm on Nov. 14, 2003)

Let me clarify my point. When the guy THINKS he's in Yankee Stadium and she THINKS she's settling then it all works.

Ah, the old "all girls are attracted to assholes" discussion. It never gets old.
Just for reference...

i feel very foolish for arguing with jc. i didnt belive it then, but every thing he said proved to be true. i even caught myself saying about a guy (paraphrasing..) "he'll make a really great husband, but i just dont think i want to date him"

Everyone eventually learns this. It just takes some of us longer than others. He is our one earthly connection to the all-knowing Daigle.

Amen.

Maybe Little Richie just ends up driving them insane.

Look, I have no problem with you, of course. But what I'm wondering is, what do you have against the words 'elitest' and 'elite'. Don't hate.

I could care less....

...like roger!!

I just want to thank everyone on this board for making my day everyday. I laugh out loud everytime I get on the board. Especially MissSeptember-you have been extra feisty today! hehehe

"Little" Richie drives all the ladies insane

(Edited by richarddawson at 10:00 pm on Nov. 14, 2003)

Aw, shucks....sometimes I'm worried my tinges of perversity will offend.....wanna make out?

She looks like Chuckie

i'd go... i mean i'd be down! owowww! perversities shall never offend me! bring em on!