This just in-- The Privates and Rich Creamy Paint are playing thursday night at Exit/In with Aveo who are on the Barsuk label (Death Cab, Long Winters, Rilo Kiley, John Vanderslice, etc.). I've never heard them, but this is what the website had to say:
For all you Privates fans, keep in mind we'll be having fewer chances to see them in the future as Rollum reaches rock god status with the Features. Plus, how often do you get to see Keith play in two of his 67 bands in ONE NIGHT? If you haven't seen Rich Creamy Paint, prepare for pure power pop bliss.

I'm devising a plan to move to Nashville......

It sucks having to miss these things

I'm sure a lot of people who post here can relate.

"an elegant blend of hope and devastation"

that line worries me. but i do really want to check out the Privates.

That reminds me, I need to hit the VD clinic sometime this week...

with a name like the privates, the comedy just writes itself...

good. i was worried i wouldnt get to see the privates again.

that's what i think to myself with every hamburger i eat. thank god i can still see them.

$7. 9pm. 18+


(for people who want to know this kind of stuff)

So how much is it?

Is it all ages?

Say I'm 17 and have $6... would they let me in at 8?

are there senior citizen discounts?

I'm going to try The Slack Method Of Self-Promotion to get you to this show:

There will be HUGE NEWS* announced so make sure you come and come early!





*this may be a lie

Funny you should mention that. Once to promote a dance at my school, a rumor spread from somewhere that a major celebrity who had appeared on MTV and BET would be there. The rumors blossomed, and half the kids were hoping for Eminem and the other half for 50 cent. They turned out it droves, and no famous person was there.

Strangely, an adult showed up in a mask (it was Halloween) and they assumed it was the celebrity, so a group cornered him and took off his mask. It was someone's parent.

rivers cuomo is in my dinner club

I'm looking forward to seeing The Privates tonight.

God bless the South. I'm exposing the Privates to my cousin tonight.

I don't understand. Are you inviting Rollum, Keith, Dave, and Ryan to some sort of performance of your cousin's? Do you think they'll have time with their big show and everything?

I heard she'll just be stripping at Exit/In. Should be quite a show!

Two good sets. I hadn't seen Rich Creamy Paint in 5 years, and I was happy with what I saw. I'll see 'em again, in less than 5 years hopefully. The girl in that band looks like Miss9's sister. She was wearing pants and a skirt.

The Privates were great. I love the how the percentage of feedback made per song has gone up with the new songs, neuboy.

I must add that this was my favorite Privates set so far.

(Edited by YaDaDaDa at 11:53 am on Jul. 2, 2004)

access denied!

I have many fond memories of great shows at 12&P, but the show last night reminded me once again that Exit/In is my favorite venue in Nashville.

A very enjoyable weeknight show!

Keith, what was that on your shirt?

I assume you're talking about his shirt post-wardrobe change. It read "YOU... are destroying the record industry" or something like that. And it featured a big pointing fist.

(every time I try to type "featured", I type "features" out of habit)

(Edited by carligula at 10:30 am on Jul. 2, 2004)

"YOU ARE KILLING MUSIC"

Thanks, hon. I thought it was something to that effect.

I could read the words, but I couldn't figure out what the picture was. I kept thinking it was a Norelco electric razor with three rotating heads.

I love Keith dearly, but I think it's kinda lame that I'm talking about his shirt. So I'll stop now.

Did anyone actually stay to see Aveo? It was pretty fucking empty in there after the Privates finished.

Uh, that damn avatar thing is still killing me, TF. I almost PMed Chiren to find out who he/she is, considering he/she loves me dearly and all.

But while I'm on the subject, who are you Chiren? If only everyone just went by their real names on here...

Keith is your real name??!

My real name is Kelly. But I doubt you'd know me if you saw me!
It's kind of fun going to shows and trying to guess who is from this message board. It's like I'm stalking you, but not really.

Gotta go. I have to go drive by your house repeatedly, then call your phone and hang up when you answer. Toodles!

Oh, I know who you are now. You're the person I keep passing in front of Keith's place.

Considering the current gas crisis, you should really be carpooling. In fact, you should let some of my stalkers *coughAshleycough* in on that, too.

33 miles to the gallon on Dodgey. Can seat five. I know where they live. Who's in?

i'll be back in town in like two weeks or so. i'm in.

(i have a secret crush on carl and his vd's.)




EDIT: i take it back. carl is out. TF is in.

EDIT AGAIN: carl wins.

(Edited by simone at 11:19 pm on Jul. 7, 2004)

I thought you were too busy watching Rollum mow his lawn.

Good old school reference, Keith.

(Edited by jamiecarroll at 12:45 am on Jul. 7, 2004)

You'll come back. They always do.

i don't know, carl...

10 o's is going to be hard for you to beat.

The last time I beat 10 times in a row, it certainly wasn't hard. Sore, but not hard.

There should be an "it" after that beat.

(Edited by Ceeze at 9:48 pm on Jul. 7, 2004)

Chicks are so fickle.

So...about music...

Yeah, really.

What's the best music to have orgasms to?

tee hee.

tf insisted we listen to some sort of hungarian folk music during the whole 10-in-a-row ordeal, and apparently that works pretty damn well.

consider my eyes rolled.

but maybe sigur ros?

Or, what's the best music to stalk Keith to? Lifeboy, Verde, The Privates, Rich Creamy Paint? Or maybe "Infatuation" by Rod Stewart

As for Sigur Ros and sex, personal experience leads me to believe that it must be good music to fake an orgasm to.

(Edited by Ceeze at 4:06 pm on Jul. 8, 2004)

what a burn!
their first album is a good makeout album...maybe not sex. switch it over to portishead for that.

I've always been good at self-deprecation
Additionally, there is an entire thread on the topic of sex music

http://www.thefeatures.com/forums/index.ph...0d48ae60781fea4

Yeah, I wasn't seriously trying to go there. Looks like Jamie Caroll didn't like her answer...

Man, looking back at that thread now that I know pretty much everyone who posted on it, I have to agree with Smee's final word on the topic ("this whole topic falls into the 'ok too much information' category for me").

But please don't stalk me to Rod Stewart, or at least do it where I can't hear you.

And Portishead is awesome sex music. Oops.

Exactly. That's why I unposted my post.

Sometimes I'm shocked at how forthcoming I've been on this MB.

fluid ounces mp3's
frank sinatra (preferably "Lady Is A Tramp")
and kanye west. nigga.

Rich Creamy Brian and I were having this conversation on a road trip yesterday: Is it appropriate to take a break from making out to change the CD? He thought it was inappropriate, but I think a break from the action is ok. Your thoughts?

(and no, Carl- Brian and I weren't making out)

I'd venture to say changing MP's is more inappropriate, or perhaps more akward.

I think breaks in the action are perfectly fine-- especially if you have roommates and the music is serving the dual purpose of drowning out your own noises. Even if there's no one else in the house, it still feels a little awkward not to have any other noises in the room.

I will occasionally set a 3 disc rotation in advance, but I was recently called out on it. A chick hates to think you've been planning ahead like that. I guess it makes them feel easy or something. And it makes you look a bit creepy (which I won't deny). I've also been called out for leaving an Elliott Smith CD on rotation like 4 or 5 times.

(Damn you and your disclaimer!)

MP's- Make-out Partners? If you've got multiples to choose from, Ceeze, change away.

I don't think I would be offended...in fact, it might be distracting to not have something nice playing after the first disc is over. It's never happened to me, though. I don't think I've ever made out (that's so fun to say) with anyone who thought that far ahead. I like the spontaneous types.

Definitely. Making out is fun. Don't be so serious about it. If you have to take a break to change a CD, get some water, or stretch, that's fine. You're (probably) not making a high-quality erotic movie so everything doesn't have to be all serious. Enjoy it.

Military Police...Abu Ghurayb

Ok, that's a terrible attempt at a save. I actually meant mp3, I just can't type and don't porofread.

Well-played.