So, you're new to the Features messageboard? Welcome, my name's RD. I'm here with a tutorial guide that should make your transition on this board a little bit easier. Sometimes, newcomers have it a little bit rough on here, but it's not their fault. They just haven't adapted yet. By taking the time to heed some advice and visit some of my favorite old threads, you can perhaps beat the learning curve and outlast the expected lifespan of a new member.
Rules of the Messageboard1. Don't start shit with Sina. You're welcome to, but a life of pain will surely follow. And, if she starts an issue with you, which is very possible, take it in stride. Don't get into a bitch fight. It's all over for you after that.
2. Your first post should be about the Features. see:
rapidhopelost21's first post3. If you're a lovely lady and life's got you down, just talk to me about your problems. Then, you can talk to foldsfan. And, Keith gets thirds. And, if you really need to, there's always Carl.
4. jamiecarroll is a woman of wisdom and sage advice.
5. Fear the impending wrath of brianeno2.
6. The Daigle is all-knowing. There are better ones than I to tell you of His greatness.
7. Do not promote your own ventures, unless you are a trusted member of the community. If you are not, then either do not promote it or pay a higher member of the board to do it for you, if they agree.
8. Do not make demands. It is unflattering and could cause you to lose social rank.
9. YaDaDaDa & Token are married. They are nice.
10. The Features full-length album is never coming out.
11. Carl is someone you new people should get acquainted with. He's the head of newcomer hospitality.
12. This is also the De Novo Dahl messageboard.
Thread #1Thread #2Thread #3I am surely forgetting some handy information and rules, so I ask that my fellow boardmembers contribute their advice to this guide as well.
Quote from Peace Frog on Aug. 29, 2004 at 6:02 PM
