Top five sports teams I used to follow
1. Oakland Athletics
2. Detroit Pistons
3. Huntsville Stars
4. Atlanta Braves
5. Atlanta Hawks
Top five non-band member members of the features camp
1. Brian
2. Meeks
3. Chad
4. Michael
5. Rory
Top five motherfuckers I fliped off yesterday
1. These two lesbians in a Bronco that cut me off
2. Some guy driving a white church van who cut me off
3. This dick in Ferrari who flipped me off first for cutting him off
4. A frat boy in a jeep who didn't stop at a four way stop
5. Middle aged mom in a Neon...cut me off.
Top five msg board members that I have only really spoken to once or twice
1. Carligula
2. Digsy
3. IWantElvis
4. FlyingFeaturesFan (thought I've known him since he was a wee baby)
5. Token
Top five msg board members I have never met
1. BrianEno2/Daigelnetics (I have a theory...)
2. Wiyum
3. Briggs
4. Rachel
5. Ray/Damon
Top five msg board members that I know too well
1. JamieCarroll
2. Mike D
3. Keith
4. Roadie
5. Neuboy
Top five musical msg board members
1. Jamie Carroll
2. exliontamer
3. Neuboy
4. Roadie
5. Ben Matlock/Keith (they're impish)
(Edited by thelawnwrangler at 10:05 am on Apr. 2, 2003)
You know you have problems, with both money and alcohol, when you find yourself shoving beers down your pants outside a Features show.
-jbc