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Top 25 Longest Posts
(by Number of Words)

Which posts had the most words?
Ranking Post Author # of Words
1 Music   > >   Best of '06   > >   Post 18 of 22 thelawnwrangler 2,579
2 Music   > >   Dr. Dre's Resume   > >   Post 1 of 2 jamiecarroll 1,874
3 News and Politics   > >   9/11 Pentagon   > >   Post 12 of 24 Jakob Dorof 1,622
4 News and Politics   > >   Why Bush?   > >   Post 8 of 29 roadie 1,480
5 News and Politics   > >   Did I miss something?   > >   Post 24 of 42 Pistol_of_Fire 1,428
6 Film   > >   Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind   > >   Post 46 of 49 carligula 1,317
7 Film   > >   Star Wars   > >   Post 33 of 76 YaDaDaDa 1,315
8 News and Politics   > >   i hate george bush   > >   Post 57 of 85 roadie 1,239
9 Film   > >   Farenheit 9/11   > >   Post 6 of 31 MarshallStacks 1,117
10 Misc.   > >   WAR   > >   Post 47 of 81 Tom Foolery 1,114
11 General   > >   Exhibit A Reviews   > >   Post 89 of 103 morag 1,092
12 News and Politics   > >   i'll start   > >   Post 80 of 89 PokeyDot 1,080
13 Misc.   > >   foreign films   > >   Post 13 of 42 Wiyum 1,075
14 Concert Reviews   > >   The JD Set 09-18-05   > >   Post 7 of 8 smee 1,001
15 Film   > >   Star Wars   > >   Post 32 of 76 roadie 994
16 General   > >   Roadie's Tour Journal   > >   Post 16 of 28 roadie 989
17 Misc.   > >   Emotions   > >   Post 5 of 25 Peace Frog 978
18 Lyrics and Tabs   > >   Contrast EP Lyrics   > >   Post 1 of 7 Matthew-CC-Hurtt 948
19 Music   > >   beck hanson/ thurston moore   > >   Post 21 of 28 sinasugarsick 943
20 General   > >   The Features, National TV Debut   > >   Post 120 of 140 Wiyum 933
21 General   > >   CDNow   > >   Post 7 of 15 khautala 914
22 Film   > >   Golden Globes   > >   Post 1 of 17 Keith 908
23 Misc.   > >   Let's Talk about SELF baby   > >   Post 23 of 38 Wiyum 882
24 Concert Reviews   > >   1|20|2005 - Double Door   > >   Post 1 of 9 Wiyum 874
25 Music   > >   The KATIES are back!!!!   > >   Post 13 of 49 Jakob Dorof 867

Top 25 Longest Posts
(by Number of Bytes)

This listing ranks the posts by the number of bytes they contain. The number of bytes includes all of the text written by the author, all of the text quoted by the author, all of the computer code needed to display the quote information, and all of the computer codes needed to display any emoticons included in the post.
Ranking Post Author # of Bytes # of Words
1 News and Politics   > >   9/11 Pentagon   > >   Post 12 of 24 Jakob Dorof 18,547 1,622
2 Music   > >   Best of '06   > >   Post 18 of 22 thelawnwrangler 14,919 2,579
3 Music   > >   Dr. Dre's Resume   > >   Post 1 of 2 jamiecarroll 14,594 1,874
4 News and Politics   > >   president evil   > >   Post 22 of 24 MissSeptember 12,775 11
5 Misc.   > >   WAR   > >   Post 47 of 81 Tom Foolery 10,822 1,114
6 News and Politics   > >   Did I miss something?   > >   Post 24 of 42 Pistol_of_Fire 9,131 1,428
7 News and Politics   > >   Why Bush?   > >   Post 8 of 29 roadie 9,071 1,480
8 Film   > >   Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind   > >   Post 46 of 49 carligula 8,456 1,317
9 Film   > >   Golden Globes   > >   Post 1 of 17 Keith 7,781 908
10 Film   > >   Star Wars   > >   Post 33 of 76 YaDaDaDa 7,617 1,315
11 Music   > >   dahl and cassettes at red rose   > >   Post 79 of 79 richarddawson 7,440 22
12 News and Politics   > >   i'll start   > >   Post 80 of 89 PokeyDot 7,345 1,080
13 News and Politics   > >   i hate george bush   > >   Post 57 of 85 roadie 7,341 1,239
14 Film   > >   Farenheit 9/11   > >   Post 15 of 31 stalker on skates 7,104 72
15 Misc.   > >   Theft   > >   Post 92 of 134 stopforme 7,078 265
16 Misc.   > >   Crooked Hats   > >   Post 21 of 21 stalker on skates 6,950 829
17 Concert Reviews   > >   1-11-03 The Boro   > >   Post 56 of 91 jamiecarroll 6,883 331
18 Concert Reviews   > >   The JD Set 09-18-05   > >   Post 7 of 8 smee 6,716 1,001
19 News and Politics   > >   i'll start   > >   Post 19 of 89 foldsfan 6,686 415
20 Lyrics and Tabs   > >   Contrast EP Lyrics   > >   Post 1 of 7 Matthew-CC-Hurtt 6,603 948
21 News and Politics   > >   i'll start   > >   Post 30 of 89 sinasugarsick 6,549 781
22 Misc.   > >   foreign films   > >   Post 13 of 42 Wiyum 6,484 1,075
23 General   > >   Exhibit A Reviews   > >   Post 89 of 103 morag 6,433 1,092
24 Film   > >   Farenheit 9/11   > >   Post 6 of 31 MarshallStacks 6,400 1,117
25 Music   > >   The KATIES are back!!!!   > >   Post 26 of 49 Jakob Dorof 6,216 633

Top 25 Busiest Days

This shows the days on which the most posts were submitted by the message board's members.
Ranking Day # of
Messages Posted
1 Wednesday, January 28, 2004 264
2 Monday, February 18, 2002 238
3 Thursday, May 22, 2003 237
4 Monday, March 3, 2003 223
5 Tuesday, February 3, 2004 221
  Wednesday, December 3, 2003 221
7 Thursday, December 4, 2003 219
8 Tuesday, January 27, 2004 214
9 Tuesday, November 18, 2003 208
10 Tuesday, December 9, 2003 204
11 Thursday, September 4, 2003 202
  Monday, June 10, 2002 202
13 Monday, March 31, 2003 197
  Sunday, May 4, 2003 197
15 Tuesday, March 4, 2003 188
16 Wednesday, March 10, 2004 187
17 Tuesday, October 7, 2003 186
18 Wednesday, October 8, 2003 184
19 Tuesday, February 18, 2003 183
20 Thursday, November 20, 2003 182
21 Tuesday, May 6, 2003 181
22 Friday, December 5, 2003 179
23 Friday, November 21, 2003 177
24 Monday, May 5, 2003 175
25 Tuesday, September 2, 2003 174

Top 25 Busiest Weeks

This shows the weeks during which the most posts were submitted by the message board's members.
Ranking First Day of Week # of
Messages Posted
1 Sunday, November 30, 2003 1,105
2 Sunday, November 16, 2003 1,072
3 Sunday, January 25, 2004 939
4 Sunday, March 2, 2003 921
5 Sunday, March 30, 2003 910
6 Sunday, December 7, 2003 883
7 Sunday, May 18, 2003 819
8 Sunday, April 27, 2003 803
9 Sunday, February 16, 2003 775
10 Sunday, August 31, 2003 774
11 Sunday, May 4, 2003 749
12 Sunday, June 1, 2003 747
13 Sunday, February 1, 2004 738
14 Sunday, March 7, 2004 735
15 Sunday, March 9, 2003 730
16 Sunday, October 5, 2003 725
17 Sunday, July 14, 2002 694
18 Sunday, November 17, 2002 681
19 Sunday, March 23, 2003 658
  Sunday, June 9, 2002 658
21 Sunday, May 30, 2004 650
22 Sunday, June 8, 2003 647
23 Sunday, April 4, 2004 644
24 Sunday, May 9, 2004 642
25 Sunday, November 9, 2003 629

Top 25 Busiest Months

This listing shows which months had the most posting activity. Since the number of days in a month varies, this ranking is based on the average posts per day for the month.
Ranking Month Average Posts
Per Day
# of
Messages Posted
1 March, 2003 104.8 3,249
2 May, 2003 95.8 2,970
3 April, 2003 91.1 2,732
4 November, 2003 90.1 2,703
5 December, 2003 88.2 2,734
6 October, 2003 84.1 2,607
7 June, 2003 83.4 2,502
8 March, 2004 81.8 2,535
9 February, 2003 80.6 2,257
10 May, 2004 77.1 2,389
11 February, 2004 76.4 2,217
12 September, 2003 74.0 2,221
13 January, 2004 70.0 2,171
14 September, 2002 64.0 1,921
15 July, 2002 62.2 1,805
16 April, 2004 60.1 1,803
17 June, 2004 56.6 1,697
18 July, 2003 56.1 1,740
19 February, 2002 55.5 1,555
20 July, 2004 55.0 1,706
21 November, 2002 54.1 1,622
22 June, 2002 51.1 1,534
23 September, 2004 51.0 1,531
24 August, 2003 50.2 1,557
25 January, 2003 49.6 1,538

Top 25 Most Commonly Used Words

This shows which words were most frequently used on the message board.
Ranking Word # of
Occurrences
1 the 129,780
2 i 107,677
3 to 72,553
4 a 62,422
5 and 61,820
6 it 53,154
7 of 51,914
8 that 50,715
9 in 32,824
10 is 32,251
11 you 32,120
12 was 28,051
13 for 26,006
14 on 23,686
15 but 22,255
16 my 21,841
17 be 20,737
18 this 20,449
19 have 19,362
20 with 16,640
21 they 16,102
22 me 15,445
23 like 14,982
24 at 14,913
25 just 14,374

Top 25 Most Commonly Used Interesting Words

OK, I'll admit that the previous listing showing the 25 most commonly used words was a gyp. Was anyone shocked to learn that the words the and to were used a whole bunch of times? This listing attempts to be more interesting because it eliminates boring words. I've filtered out the articles, conjunctions, prepositions, helping verbs, etc. I've also removed some of the more mundane adverbs and adjectives (such as just, much, and very) that are frequently used in informal English. Even after filtering those words, the list is still pretty mundane. However I was pleasantly surprised to see that the words features and love ranked so highly.
Ranking Word # of
Occurrences
1 think 11,939
2 show 9,682
3 know 8,764
  really 8,764
5 features 8,690
6 get 8,104
7 good 7,874
8 see 7,328
9 time 7,039
10 more 6,729
11 people 6,431
12 band 5,612
13 new 5,362
14 love 5,252
15 go 5,055
16 way 4,854
17 great 4,805
18 say 4,459
19 song 4,404
20 here 4,390
21 going 4,316
22 got 4,141
23 first 3,963
  back 3,963
25 last 3,891
  songs 3,891

Top 25 Most Commonly Discussed Subjects

This shows which subjects were most frequently discussed on the message board. The listing is based off the data in the "Subject Index".
Ranking Subject # of
Posts
1 Features message board [the greatest thing ever!] 286
2 Pelham, Matt [lead singer and guitarist for The Features] 241
3 The Boro [dive bar in Murfreesboro] 167
4 Haas, Rollum [drummer for The Features] 142
5 Nashville, Tennessee [city] 134
6 Yaw, Parrish [former keyboard player for The Features] 129
7 nostalgia 128
8 Thursday [song by The Features] 115
9 The Beatles [musical group] 105
10 thelawnwrangler [message board member] 102
11 Knoxville, Tennessee [city] 99
12 Dabbs, Roger [bass player for The Features] 98
  2002-07-03 @ Dancin' in the District [show played by The Features] 98
13 12th and Porter [music venue in Nashville] 97
14 brianeno2 [message board member] 96
15 relevant 95
16 age limits at shows 94
17 2002-05-02 @ The Boro [show played by The Features] 91
18 recordings of Features shows 88
19 Daigle, Rory [manager of The Features] 87
20 Weezer [musical group] 86
21 pretentiousness 81
22 Pere Ubu [musical group] 80
23 Oasis [musical group] 79
  Circus [song by The Features] 79
24 sharing MP3 files 78
25 God Save Rock and Roll [song by The Features] 75
  Leave It All Behind [song by The Features] 75